I'm done trying to be friends with you.
-Don't be mad if I don't text you back.
-Don't show up across the street expecting me to come out and say hi.
-Don't ask to come over and chill for 10 minutes...
-Please don't come in my work.
-Don't text me saying, "Do you want to go eat yogurt. I will pay."
It was nice while it lasted but seriously, I think it's time for you to move on.
Love,
Jenny