My Pet Peeves:

1. HAIR: I don't like hair anywhere else besides the human body. I don't like hair in the tub, hair appearing in my food...or hair on the floor
2. When people think they know everything.
3. Windshield wipers...the triangle on the bottom middle that it can't reach...
4. Calling someone and telling them "I'm on my way, be outside in 2 minutes!" Then I end up waiting 10 minutes.
5. How my gas meter is unpredictable
6. People who talk shit about someone they don't know.
7. People who talk shit.
8. Girls who wear excessive makeup....who knows whats under there....
9. Singers or rappers who use a voice over like...(Lil' Wayne)
10. Needing to poop after I shower...
11. People who play excessive amount of poker...20 dollar buy in?
12. When I'm in a rush...and the light rail comes...or when I'm hitting every red light
    
13. "UGLY" riced out cars with a big ACURA on the front window...
    
14. People who can't park....look out for my "parking violations"
15. The ants in my bathroom....where the fuck are they coming from??
16. When I'm in the drive thru and then realizing that going inside would've been a lot faster.
17. People who call me" JenJen"....fuck you valorie
18. When my renter doesn't cover up her used pads in the trashcan.....fucking gross
19. How an elephant stuffed animal fell on my keyboard and broke the W button.
20. How my HP laptop webcam suddenly broke out of nowhere..........
21. My dad's excessive kareoke nights to himself...he says he's bored when really he's practicing for his friends when they come over so he can say "I've never tried this song...I'm going to try it..." then it makes his friends things he's HELLA good.....-_-

There's more but I'm going to be late for work....

Love,
Jenny